Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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