Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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