if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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