You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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