Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
