I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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