The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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