oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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