What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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