to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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