in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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