JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.