you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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