She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The feeling are messing with the penis
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i believe in u and ur pee
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
