did you get engaged???
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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