Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
you made out with another girl for some wings
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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