did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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