Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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