Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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