I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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