Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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