I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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