community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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