he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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