I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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