sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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