47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You're breaking my sexual little heart
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow