i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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