how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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