chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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