Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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