please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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