He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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