why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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