i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
