Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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