State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's official drugs can't kill me
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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