escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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