we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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