I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
