i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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