There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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