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how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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