she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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