Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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