He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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