JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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