me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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