I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
So. Much. Porn.
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