She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.