no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.