: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.