you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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