found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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