you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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